Friday, June 20, 2008

Friday Funnies.....

The Best Headlines of 2007 Collection via

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they big enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

1 comment:

Carol Emma said...

Geez Kim...You made me well up...

You're making me re-think this.
I've been seeing other bloggers lately express this desire to do less blogging and more living.... But if ONE person enjoys my blog this much, it is surely worth continuing. Oh, it sounds like I wanted someone to beg me to stay doesn't it!!!

Really, I don't think I'm changing my mind, but I'm feeling so bad about leaving now...(grabs kleenex...)

Well, I guess I will just have to do a post about this won't I ... otherwise this comment will go on and on and on...

Thanks so much for your friendship and support. You are an awesome lady and blog or not, I hope we will keep in touch. And if you ever do make it out to Colorado, surely there will be hugs, not handshakes!!