Friday, October 31, 2008
Amber Coppings - from Pittsburg - makes these fabulous Xmittens!!!
They're fingerless gloves - get it? EX-MITTENS??
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil …
Satan: ‘Why so glum?’
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Just look at these fabulous creations! Oh I just have to get my little grandbug one of these!
Each one is completely handmade and one of a kind. And they have their own personality with a little story to match!
To see the Sock Monstahs humble beginnings go to Sockmonstahs.com & learn more about them, the charities they help, and the crazy lady who creates them.
You can also find them in her Etsy shop... WackyJacky
And do read those descriptions... they're hysterical!!!
Ok... we all know I love to cook.... and I love kitchen gadgets, especially ones that look this cool!
...which is why I love Williams-Sonoma. Check out this whisk!
"Distinguished by its unique design, this 18/10 stainless-steel professional whisk is just what you need for quickly whipping air into egg whites or cream, or incorporating liquids into dry ingredients. The secret to its efficiency? The straight wires are topped with weighted beads that increase the whipping force and also reach into the corners of pans and bowls, at any angle. Dishwasher safe. 10 1/2" long."
find it here
Monday, October 13, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Ooops! I missed "friday funnies!" I'm sorry... so here's a quote that a friend of mine sent me - I've tried to find the author, but haven't been able to.
So we're mixing "quote of the day" with "friday funnies"!!
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"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Win them just in time for gift giving or as a special gift for yourself!! Either way, they will come in a cotton-filled gift box, all tied up with a ribbon.
Vanessa - of Designs by Vanessa - is hosting this giveaway!
To enter, go to her blog
Designs by Vanessa
and follow her instructions.
The winner will be picked at random from all the entries received on October 9th...
and a great big THANKS to Vanessa for hosting this for me!!!!
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Check this out!!!!
by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu
WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.
WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.
HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.
OMG!!! Wouldn't this be fabulous????
Friday, October 3, 2008
no head!!! ... from Sports Illustrated via
apparently, Curves cereal turns your stomach white!
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.