Friday, November 21, 2008

Friday funnies....

Actual headlines that got past proofreaders…. or maybe they were intentional.
  • Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

  • Miners Refuse to Work after Death

  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

  • War Dims Hope for Peace

  • If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

  • Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

  • Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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