Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Growing up isn't funny!

Sad Fact:

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

Perhaps these can help....

  • Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.


There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety.
Ten were men; one was a woman.
They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die.
No one could decide who it should be.
Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men.
All of the men started clapping.

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