Weird Pearls... Weird Laws

Ok.. so I made this funky necklace out of these really weird shaped freshwater pearls and I was trolling the internet trying to find out how these odd-shaped pearls are formed. I searched "weird pearls" and I ended up finding this site about Weird Laws... some of them are so funny I just had to share!
First... here is my "Weird Pearl" necklace which will be up for sale on my Etsy site soon....








Now.. since I live in Ohio, these laws are for Ohio and some funny ones from particular cities in Ohio...

• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
• Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
• Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
• Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
• It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
• It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
• Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
• It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
• It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
• Cross-dressing is against the law.
• You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
• It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
• Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
• Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
• You may not run out of gas.

Aren't these a hoot??? If you what to check our your area go to http://DumbLaws.com!