Friday, September 7, 2007

Weird Pearls... Weird Laws

Ok.. so I made this funky necklace out of these really weird shaped freshwater pearls and I was trolling the internet trying to find out how these odd-shaped pearls are formed. I searched "weird pearls" and I ended up finding this site about Weird Laws... some of them are so funny I just had to share!
First... here is my "Weird Pearl" necklace which will be up for sale on my Etsy site soon....

Now.. since I live in Ohio, these laws are for Ohio and some funny ones from particular cities in Ohio...
  • It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
  • Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
  • It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
  • Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
  • It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
  • No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
  • Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
  • Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
  • It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
  • It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
  • Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
  • It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
  • It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
  • Cross-dressing is against the law.
  • You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
  • It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
  • A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
  • Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
  • Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
  • You may not run out of gas.

Aren't these a hoot??? If you what to check our your area go to!


Sygnet Creations said...

I guess you can't have beer battered fish ....oh and the 5 women in a house...we are almost at capacity here...4 girls to 2 boys..Parents included ;)

Super cute I will have to check out my local laws.

Sygnet Creations said...

This is what I found in my state..OMG i can't stop laughing:

Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

It is illegal to sell your children.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

and the best for last!!!
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Kat said...

hahaha, some of those laws are just too funny.

Beautiful necklaces too!

Megan said...

Guess I'm never going to OH because every Sunday I dress up like a man and go buy corn flakes. ; ) said...

these are so bizarre! thanks for making me smile while being a little scared at the same time :)