I want to live my next life backwards.

(ok.. I didn't write this.. it was forwarded to me in an e-mail but I thought it was definitely worth passing along!)

I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work they give you a gold watch on your very first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then you go to college and high school, play sports, date, drink and party.
Then you become a kid, go to elementary school, play and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating and room service on tap.
Until finally .... you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.