HAPPY, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

I want to live my next life backwards.

(ok.. I didn't write this.. it was forwarded to me in an e-mail but I thought it was definitely worth passing along!)

I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work they give you a gold watch on your very first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then you go to college and high school, play sports, date, drink and party.
Then you become a kid, go to elementary school, play and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating and room service on tap.
Until finally .... you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

There's still time!

Ok... if anyone out there is anything like me, you probably still have Christmas shopping to do. I'm here to help. Anything ordered from my shop, today, tomorrow, or Thursday (Dec 18, 19 & 20th) I will upgrade the shipping to Priority at no additional charge to you! Priority mail guarantees 2-3 day shipping so you will still receive your items in time for Christmas. So go ahead! Check out my shop and see if there is something for someone on your list!
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Long time no see!

My poor blog has been so neglected! I was without a computer for over two weeks and boy have I been feeling the withdrawal! Finally, I'm back... I can't tell you how good it feels to have a computer again. I'm connected with the world once again! YAY!
So much has been happening with the holidays just around the corner. This Saturday I'll be at a small art show at a fabulous place in Lakewood called Bela Dubby's - it's a coffee shop with BEER! and art! Doesn't get any better than that!
The show will be from 10 a.m. til 7 p.m. - stop in and say hi! Here's the info...
Bela Dubby
13321 Madison Ave.
Lakewood, OH 44107
216-221-4479